i simply don't know how to deal with this type of people

every semester, when it comes to group work i will definitely face this - uncooperative group member(s). there is this one particular person. she's a friend. a sensitive one however. there was one time i couldn't take it anymore and said something like "can u stop surfing the internet and do your work?". i swear i said it nicely eventhough i was burning inside. then she started making faces and not talking and left.


i've been in the same group with her about three times. and again this time. it's kinda hard to have other people as group mates because we kinda stuck with the same clique. if it's a group of four or five, you'll definitely see the same faces.


now it happened again. we were discussing about our presentation next Wednesday, collecting materials, writing scripts and there she was Facebook-ing, grunting why this person and that person are not online. i gave subtle hints by asking "how's your script?" and "what should i say about your part?" and the answer is something like "i'm on it." with eyes on Facebook. please lah faham this presentation carries 20% of our overall marks. we were struggling to organize our content and she didn't even bother to help.


i can only pray hard i will not be in the same group with her. ever again.

1st week

well, nothing much happened since school started. been having issue with something(someone actually) since monday, mood swing every other day, still dealing with it blablabla.


i saw eye candy twice this week. twice ok, twice! i thought i'm not usha-ing him anymore this semester but how come? he's so cute it's impossible to ignore. usually at point like this i'll stalk him a little but hell i don't even know his name or department how to stalk?!


yes i'm scarier that you thought.


moving on. introducing the lovely couple Sean Kingston and Carpet.


err you know which one is Sean Kingston right? i called him that because err... Edward Cullen doesn't seem to fit right. Carpet is Carpet because her coat is really thick and short and pretty like carpet. nak panggil permaidani panjang sangat pula. and she got the greenest eyes ever!


watching them together never fails to make me happy. they've been together since last semester. i remember last day of school, i was bringing my stuff downstairs and they were dating beside the longkang. then they started walking together, Carpet took a pause, get inside the longkang to drink water, Sean Kingston waited patiently for 30 secs or so. then Carpet got up and they continue walking together again. couple days ago, Carpet was eating at the corridor and Sean Kingston was there too waiting. and just look at the pics. how sweet is that? boyfriend kau pon tak buat perkara2 tu kan?


baidewey(rempit shial this spelling), you can't call Sean Kingston Sean. must be Sean Kingston. tau, tau?


eniwey(rempit juga), favourite quote this week is why risk friendship for something that is uncertain?

a good end, not a very good start

i'm gonna miss my cats so much

and of course this boy

nyah, lupa nak suruh kirim salam kat yusuf

sesi jemaah bersama ibu saudara mentua.

the thing i hate when waiting for exam result is NOT how my result is gonna turn out, but the cuakness a day before it came out. cuak ayam menggelepar gila KFC pon aku x lalu makan.


result is out but aku nak sembahyang sunat gerhana doa banyak2 esok baru cek.


p/s: blardy hell aku tengah menaip pintu bilik terbukak tiba2! sila ikuti perbualan di bawah untuk mengetahui misteri nusantara tersebut. click to enlarge.

Adam my all time sweetheart was here over the weekend. picked him up on Friday evening. he taught me how to play hide and seek.

Adam: Kakak [insert nickname] kira sampai sepuyoh. kalau jumpa cakap booo!

there were times i felt apekejadah aku terbongkok tertonggeng bawah meja so i counted one to ten then shouted 'dah ke belum?' and he will innocently answered 'dahhh' from behind the door. i am so good at this hehe..

then i was watching tv and he covered my eyes with his hands and asked 'cuba teka syape ni?!' so i pretended not to know and guessed a few names. later, he taught me this

Adam: buat macam ni *covers his eyes with hands*
me: *covers my eyes with hands*
Adam: bukannnnn. macam ni *covers his eyes with hands*
me: .......
Adam: macam ni la *gets behind my back and covers my eyes with his hands*
me: ohhhh *slaps head*

so yeah he asked me to cover his eyes and he'll guess who is it. but it was fun. everything was fun until he fell asleep while watching tv so i carried him to my room (boy, he's heavy!). i asked him to pee first but he refused and started crying. then he started making uwekk uwekk sound. i thought that was because he is crying, not because he really wanted to throw up. 0-1 lah cik ainil. he threw up a lot! i was so worried but fortunately he was ocay after that and continued sleeping soundly. aku pulak tak boleh tidur sebab terkejut.

i love this kid so much

happy new year everyone

see you in 2010

this post is nothing but pictures pictures picturesssss

with our instructor

bapak laju shiall aku memarang...

aku MC y'all

nak brag, aku kena gigit pacat berdarah2(satu je padahal). then time kayak, aku kayak seorang diri for the last half an hour sebab partner aku almost pass out numb satu badan. semasa practice whaling, yang kena terjun laut untuk diselamatkan oleh anak kapal, akulah. semasa belajar kayak, yang kena buat2 capsize sampai 2 kali aku lah jugak. tapi semasa kayak betul2 tak capsize. kapten and partner yang capsized woot woot.

walaupun balik dari OBS dan kelihatan seperti half nigga, hari sabtu pergi shopping(bajet boxing day la konon). tadi keluar lagi sebab mahu menonton Avatarawkssss bersama kakak dan bapa tapi sempat melakukan pembelian lagi. mari kita lihat hasilnya.

handcream yang dibeli sebab ada voucher. kalau pada normal price, haram lah nak kubeli.

face and body towel

selipar kelas. separuh ditaja oleh ibu. rm5 ditaja oleh Gedog.

barang lain yang dibeli tapi tak payah lah nak amek gambar beritahu satu dunia ialah sehelai tudung, dua helai inner, San Francisco extreme mocha buy 1 free 1, payung cool dan test pad.

semasa menerai sandal si atas, penulis tertarik hati gila2 pada satu wedges. tapi sandal itu sahaja dah berapa ringgit. kalau campur dengan sandal huiii ingat aku anak Robert Kwok boleh beli benda sesuka hati? lebih2 lagi penulis tak perasan ada 20% diskaun pada wedges tersebut maka difikirkan kalau beli sah2 bankrup den. ditambah dengan ibu ada bersama sama, kau nak kena lecture free dalam Metrojaya ke? so dengan berat hati, aku buat2 la tak berapa berminat.

tapi setelah berfikir panjang dan membuat basic kira2 terhadap account balance, rasanya masih mampu untuk beli. time2 ni lah kau nak perah otak fikir siapa hutang aku woi! so sebelum menonton Avatarawkssss, aku bergegas2 mendapatkan idaman hati. kalau tak beli tadi sah2 kempunan woo..dulu aku pernah kempunan satu wegdes. kat Metrojaya juga. semasa shopping dengan Gedog juga. sampai sekarang terngiang ngiang wedges tersebut.

lihatlah duniaaaaa.....

aren't they gorgeous???? sila jawab ya kalau tak aku shut down blog. bila sedar ada 20% off lagilah berbunga bunga hati selamat duit aku.


rasanya aku sudah tahu apa azam tahun baru. perlu memakai heels dengan lebih kerap supaya ibu bapa tidak mempersoalkan 'beli kasut lagi! bila nak pakai ni?' dan jawapan standard aku ialah 'alaa nanti ada function ke, dinner ke, pakai la.'

boleh belah kau cik ainil kau ingat kau viviana layola nak function dinner bagai?

im going away for a while, i'll be back don't try to follow me

sebab malas nak pikir title amek sajelah lyrics itu

but yeah i'm leaving for OBS this evening. gonna go with Nizam, Fiqi, Haikal and Eira. leaving for Lumut tomorrow afternoon. tunggukan kemunculan Cik Ainil versi super tanned minggu hadapan ocay!

baiklah, semalam pergi medical checkup. berhari2 sebelum itu dah gelisah memikirkan angka yang bakal ditunjuk oleh jarum penimbang. manakan tidak, seminggu dah tak jog sebab sakit mata dan lawatan oleh si buas. ditambah2 dengan pengambilan makanan yang huiiii, setiap hari macam nak buka puasa di bulan Ramadhan. so sehari sebelum check up dah plan elok2 dalam kepala. esok bangun awal pergi jogging(buwekk cita2 nak tinggi je), tak boleh heavy breakfast, no nescafe, minum air banyak2 sebab nak urine test.

so keesokan harinya, jogging mmg out of list sebab bangun pon dah nine something. tapi bawak si buas jalan2 kejap sebab dia nak balik dah. ini bagus ni, bakar kalori ni. biasalah ayat sedap hati padahal jalan belakang rumah je. then si buas balik, aku pergi buat nescafe makan nasi lemak. apakejadahnyaitu?

semasa tunggu nombor giliran, aku dok belek2 tangan. lepas tu tiba2 macam ni, 'i should have cut my nails!!'(dengan harapan boleh la turun 5kg). menyampah duh. entah apasal paranoia melampau untuk timbang berat kali ni. padahal aku bukan jenis kisah berat ke ringan ke gemuk kurus lantak lah. hai perempuan, susah betul kau ni.

maka berat saya selepas cita2 tak kesampaian ialah 4*.5kg. hahahaa. tidak2, * bukan lapan. sila teka dari kosong ke sembilan kecuali lapan. satu point lima daripada tu rasanya datang dari jeans, baju, tudung, dan mekap.

ok dah lah. mak aku dah bising suruh potong kek batik untuk bekalan perjalanan. nak resipi tak buddy? hhehe...

si buas is here

rombongan Ampang arrived yesterday. since then, rumah ini hanya aman dan tenteram kalau si buas tidur. like now. kalau tak, kacau bilau sebab dia ialah non-stop talking machine with loudspeaker turned on. petang tadi aku balik from mamak, masuk2 rumah dengar suara dia menangis. then terus dia datang mengadu kat aku dia kena rotan sebab degil sangat. semalam aku bawa pergi tasik, dia buat hal taknak balik sebab nak main ada small playground kat situ. satu taman pandang kitorang pegang kaki tangan dia angkut masuk kereta. kalau tak, mau aku camping kat tasik sampai malam.


kami sudah kamceng betul ni. kalau kena marah dia datang mengadu kat aku. kalau dia tak perasan aku pergi mandi, nanti dia cari satu rumah dengan suara loudspeaker nya itu. kalau dia nak main dekat luar, dia panggil aku teman.


i ada komitmen ni sampai esok. lusa dia nak balik dah. i akan kembali dengan hidup yang tiada aktiviti.

nah buddy

6 eggs
2 1/2 cup flour
2 1/2 cup shuga
2 cup water
1 cup cooking oil
1 cup margarine
1/2 cup evaporated milk
1 tsp baking soda

caranya(ni aku copy satu2 kwn nenek aku tulis)
soda dan tepung diayak.
hanguskan gula. minyak majerin di kacau sampai hancur (oh ini sangat membina muscle tangan gua). lepas itu masukkan susu tepung gandum kacau sampai rata. akhir sekali masukkan gula hangus. lepas itu kukus 1 jam.


p/s: i think just 2 cups of sugar should be ok. i think. and oh for noobs like me, you might wanna find loyang yang tinggi sebab kek ni menaik dgn agak hebat. i dont get it why people called kek mengembang padahal dia meninggi kan, bukan melebar. mengembang lebih sesuai untuk describe size badan semasa PMS sebab nafsu makan membuak buak.

i really really really want to say 'apahal kau macam shit gila?!" to someone. right now. seriously.


not PMSing.

71209

i'm on semester break, which means.....



boringnessssss owhmaigawd why we got all pumped up after exams?? idiot.


yesterday Wan brought back kek gula hangus recipe and asked me to make it. it was so easy and the cake turned out good. if you want the recipe, please request. left it at the kitchen and so lazy to drag my ass to get it now.


move on to bad news. i have conjunctivitis. have to cancel my appoinment tomorrow. the whole house have it now blame Rado for that!


do not come near us. you've been warned.


boring.

hye my name is Ainil
my expertise ialah mengecewakan diri sendiri

takakuracaaa

I’ve been a very good girl since last week, studying very hard for finals. Spending hoursssss of time at the library *puts on 2 inch glasses*, sacrificing my desire to watch movies on my laptop, holding myself back from browsing sites, lacking hours of sleep my dark circles can be seen miles away, skipping meals and ignoring my tiredness and back ache. Seriously, my back really ache after hours of sitting at the library and examination hall. Can’t they provide better chair for us, the poor students? I even had broken chair during my first paper. The seat was completely detached and i have to sit very very very politely or else you know what will happen. obviously not something decent to be seen by hundreds of people there.


there's no reason why i shouldn't be proud of myself *flips hair*


my exam schedule is not pleasant at all. i had papers last last wednesday and saturday, monday, wednesday, friday and yesterday. 1 more to go this wednesday. i was totally worn out after my paper this morning (slept only couple of hours the night before). so, i rewarded myself by lazing around the whole day! hahhaha payback before time. watched 1 episode of GG, buat facial and have been surfing the net for hours.


aktiviti yang sangat xde life but i feel so much better. gonna march to library again tomorrow morning!


*pats back*

how come i didn't mention this

i went to aktiviti riadah kegemaran rakyat melesia last weekend. apa lagi kalau bukan karaoke.



my very first time bebeh!

macam mana cara aku nak cium seorang lelaki yang aku cintai

seriously??

antara lain ialah 'atlit bowling malaysia', 'cerita aku 18sx', 'blog cerita hantu', 'cerita hot aku dan suster cantik', 'cari pasangan gay malaysia' (tiada di sini, dik), 'main tumbuk' dan entah apa2 lagi.


top keyword search sebelum aku padam semua entry dulu2 ialah 'cara masak kurma'. memang ada dulu entry aku memasak kurma dan terpotong jari semasa memotong carrot dan turned out kurma itu menjadi sangat sedap.

it's 37 now

control freak updated the slides and emailed it to us and it is 37 freaking slides. i just cant wait to see how bad it's gonna turn out tomorrow. fine it will affect my marks too but let's see muka macam bagus dia bila lecturer akan suruh stop half way and proceed with q&a.


urghhhh dont let me start on the font and background and colour. seriously, haven't you see ones by steve jobs? kau duduk zaman batu ke mana ada manusia buat presentation meleret2 kaler kuning merah hijau font melingkar2 lagi dah?!


i'll explain why i can't edit it watsoever.

it's been a week or so

since i last saw my eye candy


just now i saw him at the cafe during discussion. my group discussion sucks. what the hell 31 slides for 8 minutes presentation and you said 'never mind just read them quickly'. who the hell can understand you control freak?! the other lazy bump said 'it's ok, the more people don't understand, less question asked.' your head la! you don't even emphasize all the scopes we should be covering but you have whatever quotations and craps and glossary included. i said we don't need those but u said 'never mind just read them quickly'. pffttt!

but whatever. eye candy was there sitting at the table in front of us. cute, as usual *chants*

it's time to get sick

you know, when tests and finals are coming. and lecturers been giving last minute assignments then they still wanna say we do last minute work.

i've been coughing my lungs out since morning. let's bear the sore throat and chest pain coz i'm going for fieldtrip tomorrow (damn, what to wear?!)

ciao. wanna drug myself with cough syrup.

i woke up and it's Monday but i don't hate it

hari ini aku puasa. dalam pukul 3 lebih tadi, tudung Safinah nampak macam sayur kubis.

how old am i again?

dush dush dush bunyi aku tumbuk kau sebab blackout kan satu campus semata mata kau nak lawan main mercun time aku tengah study untuk test

selamat hari raya wahai semua yang mengenali diriku secara langsung atau tidak. takde lah lambat sangat ni. still mood raya ni. open house dan jamuan raya merata rata ada lagi. baju raya kau ada lagi yang belum pakai. duit raya belum penuh tabung. biskut raya berbalang balang lagi. maaf zahir batin ok. kalau kau taknak maafkan aku, maafkan jela jangan banyak cerita. kasi ringan sikit belah kiri ni wokeyh?


baiklah. raya tahun ini memang lebih meriah daripada tahun lepas yang hanya pakai baju raya sekerat hari dan beraya di rumah sendiri. langsung x pergi beraya rumah jiran, rakan mahupun saudara mara. sms raya pon mungkin hanya beberapa sen je kena bayar. tahun ini walaupun baju raya hanya sepasang sebab tak sempat nak cari busy gila before puasa aritu, memang seronok.


dua hari sebelum raya yakni hari kamis, aku cabut pulang sejurus habis test malam2 buta tu. esok pagi2 bertolak ke infamous kota raya Kuala Lumpur untuk beli selipar. Rado yang mengidam Crocs since birth telah dapat sepasang sebab Gedog belanja. memang unfair belanja aku selipar murah je. sedang semua umat sibuk bershopping raya(apehal la tak reti2 balik kampung sesak gila jalan TAR), aku bershopping dua baju dan sepasang jeans untuk ke kelas yang meninggalkan lubang besar dalam bank account dan purse. kemudian menggembirakan hati dengan pergi claim free samples daripada Clinique dan Hugo Boss.


esoknya bangun pagi tetapi masih belum raya. jadi belum boleh makan lemang. aku sungguh2 tak ingat apa aku buat pagi sabtu itu tetapi pada sebelah petang, kami Geng Adik Beradik pergi buat threading. aku dan Gedog saje lah, Rado takde duit nak buat. kemudian beli baju untuk ibu dan nenek. kemudian singgah di pasar malam dan memborong lagi. sampai2 rumah terus berbuka. setelah membuncitkan perut macam balas dendam sebulan berpuasa, haruslah menunaikan solat. dan2 tu la aku baru sedar puasa aku hari itu batal tidak sah sebenarnya ciss ciss ciss baru aku plan nak pergi solat raya.


esoknya bangun pagi dengan kecewa sebab rumah sunyi sepi semua orang pergi solat raya. tapi gembira sebab boleh makan lemang yayayay!

dari kiri Hitam, Lemon dan Gemuk

aku dan Bibik memang rapat hahhaha

latest sweetheart datang beraya ke rumah. seronok seronok seronok.



rombongan dari Ampang sampai pada tengah hari. si Buas tentulah ada sekali. mula2 sampai pakai baju melayu purple. lepas an hour or so, nak tukar baju thomas and friends pulak

lepas dua minit nak baju melayu purple again tapi taknak baju

si Buas ialah second sweethear sekarang. time dia nak main dekat kolam ikan, dia panggil "Kakak, sini la teman Adam!! Kakak kena jaga Adam!!". kemudian berkepit sepanjang masa. esoknya semasa membuat lawatan balas, dia tak bagi aku balik. itu lah, mula2 malu kemudian mahu. lelaki ehh budak2 memang macam tu.


all time sweetheart datang pada hari Sabtu. sampai2 biasalah salam aku pon tak mahu. kemudian tak mahu balik, mahu tidur di rumah aku. esok, abangnya datang mahu pick up dia masih tak mahu balik. aku tanya nak balik bila, dia kata "lepasyy sepuyoh". aku tanya"kalau dah habis sepuloh?" dia kata "seyatushh puyak". itu lah, mula2 malu kemudian mahu. lelaki ehh budak2 memang macam tu.


jadi raya tahun ini memang best. juga best kerana selera makan tidak lah membuak2 maka tidak perlu risau memikirkan eh baju sekian2 muat lagi ke? belum lagi aku tunjuk gila banyak free samples aku dapat. nanti aku buat product review untuk sample yang telah dicuba yeah?



p/s: nyah, semalam i pakai baju yang u belikan ramai puji ocayy! u memang kelasss nyah!!

sigh sigh sigh

i woke up from my nap thinking "yay it's friday the day everyone lovesss!"

it took me 10 minutes to realize it's just not yet

wargh!

i cried watching Marley & Me yestesday. go watch it then u know how it feels to have a pet.


i wanna marry John Grogan

susahlah kalau post menstrual symptom sama dengan pre menstrual symptom

2 hari bangun dengan bad mood. semalam bangun2 tengok jam terus cakap 'what the hell?!'. hari ni cakap benda lain dulu sebelum cakap 'what the hell?!' dalam hati semasa nak masuk shower. semalam tidur pukul 5 sebab buat lab report+blog hopping. memang sengaja je sebenarnya lengah2 lembab2 tidur lambat. time nak tidur aku tak tau kenapa rindu tahap gaban dekat arwah Comel. almost nangis dah tapi kau tau lah lately hati aku keras gila susah nak nangis. then bangun pergi kelas pukul 8 sampai 11. sepatutnya ada 3 hours break tapi sebab aku ada Finance jadinya break-class-break-class. renyah. so time break pukul 11 aku tidur sekejap dan bangun2 semangat pergi kelas Finance. sampai2 kelas kosong takde orang. aku call William, dia cakap class cancel. demmyu! aku pon march balik bilik sampai2 terus campak McChicken dalam microwave, makan sambil layan blog, mandi wajib, pergi kelas lagi.


aku curiuos. kau tak rasa penat ke trying so hard to please everyone tapi sebenarnya orang naik rimas dengan kau? dan kau pulak sangat tak compute. takkan nak kena cakap 'i need my own space'. itu dah mengecilkan hati nanti.


laptop dan handphone dah buat perangai mintak duit. laptop ni, kau tengah syok guna tiba2 dia buat bunyi kruk kruk kruk macam nak meletup. kena tunggang terbalikkan upside down tepuk2 sikit, dia shadap sekejap. nanti buat lagi. handphone, tadi aku tengah cakap dengan Dexter tiba2 pengsan. dia tak off tapi entah apa tah putus pastu skrin jadi blank tapi lampu menyala.


nyah i lega betul dengar barang u selamat sampai. sebab selasa tu i bangun awal pagi dan drag roomate i pergi Skynet, tapi mereka belum buka. nak taknak pakai Pos Melesia la. 3 kali i tanya kakak kat kaunter adakah barang dijamin sampai esok? nasib baik sampai nyah. barang i pon mak i cakap dah sampai. thank you muah muah muahxxx. pagi tadi i lalok gila masuk kelas pastu tengok jam dah pukul 10. sah2 u dah take off. kecewa betul terlupa nak call. dan i taktau apa bangang sangat lupa nak bagi sekali kad raya ada lampu lagu raya semua. patut bagi pop pop jugak boleh u main ngan Fuzah bom tekebow bowwmm. take care ok. nanti i forward link utube aritu i tengok ala2 viviana layola idola remaja masakini.


minggu depan ada 4 test. empat weyh empat. satu dua tiga empat. kenapa tak lapan je terus?

it was only three month old, bloody dog!!!!

R.I.P Satelit

Rado said the tiny white spot at the end of his tail is like a blinking satellite, so we called him Satelit(not satellite). he was attacked by a group of dogs this morning.


Kira has been missing for almost a week now. seems like i've been losing pet every Ramadhan. last year was Comel.

Kira and Satelit

some people are just pathetic

sadly they don't know that

that is what little brother's for

when we were at Gedog's place today, i kept Rado's wallet with me because i'm afraid he might left it. i checked and there's RM13 inside. because i'm bad sister, i took RM10 and tucked it in my pocket. when we arrived at my place later, i took out the money and gave it to him. he bluntly thought i'm giving him money and smiled joyfully. boy, the expression was priceless! then he opened his wallet and saw there's only RM3, he knew it straightaway. hehehee it was so funny and i kept smiling whenever i think about it.

dont worry gua kasik dia dua ringgit.

bijak dahulu bijak sekarang

selepas belajar principle numero two in finance: a dollar received today is worth more than a dollar received in the future, i marched to the bank last Monday. i was about to make fixed deposit when the guy at the bank says 'hey, watcha think you're doin'? FD is fool but unit thrust is cool. u know what i'm sayin'?

so i deposited almost 90% of my savings from CIMB into the unit thrust. when i see the balance left, i freaked out a little (at first i typed 'almost freak out' but wth memang aku menggelabah ayam kejap). what if i'm in emergency(read:at the mall)? where i'm gonna fork out money? then i calmed down and looked at the figures again. it's not that little. it's still enough if i overspent my monthly allowance. it's still enough id i wanna go shopping. plus Gedog still owes me some money so adding that, should be more than enough.

in a way, i'm giving a little whip to myself. all these while, i wasn't really careful in spending. not that i visit the mall every week or do online shopping every night, but i didn't care much about savings since i have savings in other banks and i've set in mind the minimum balance i should have in CIMB. after withdrawing money at the ATM, i'll look at the figures on the receipt, they are happily dancing and singing 'don't you worry, honey!'. the problem is, i didn't update the balance every month. memang entah apa2.

so what's your call? menabung lah untuk masa depan yang tidak pasti lagi akan gilang gemilang.

happy fasting folks!

“Apabila masuk bulan Ramadhan, maka terbukalah segala pintu syurga dan terkuncilah segala pintu neraka dan dirantaikan syaitan-syaitan.”
(Turmizi)

a blogger asked in his blog recently what do girls talk about guys during girls talk. and there is a stupid anon replied, 'we do talk dirty too.believe me'. what the whatttt lady?!!!! this is so humiliating. please specify 'we' as 'my friends and i'. my friends and i totally don't!


let me answer on our behalf. we DO talk about guys. we talk about how funny that person is, how lame is his joke, how cool his hair looks, how twisted his words are, which guy has it takes to be our future soul mate, which guy is our crush(this, i keep it to myself). stuffs like that. not how big your cock is! that is totally disgusting. should i mention sinful too?


some people think dirty topics are funny. come on, they're not! there are so many other things to joke around.


drop the gender. dirty minded people do dirty talk.